MAKE IT MARKETING
Make It Marketing - Brand New and Unqualified
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Step 1
Send an email to business owners using strong language and selective data from SEO tools.
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Step 2:
See if you watch my aggressive, misleading video then send follow up emails exporting thousands of lines of data that you’ll never comb through.
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Step 3:
Convince you that I’m an expert even though my website ranks for 0 keywords, only has bitcoin backlinks and my email signature has typos.
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Step 4:
Sell you a website filled with AI content and pawn it off as original. Sell you the idea that “near me” searches are “where it’s at” and that you are “leaving millions of dollars on the floor by not targeting them.
I use a text scraping tool to make your website look broken.
The tool on run on your website scrapes content not design, so everyone’s websites look broken. I will single handedly attack your current agency using tricky tactics over keywords that I will call “money keywords” even though I have no idea who your target market is, what your current strategy is, or even the priority of importance in the services you offer. Here’s an example of how terribly my own “agency” ranks for the NEAR ME terms I try to shove down everyone’s throats.
I don’t even rank for "city + service + near me” terms and that is what I’m trying to sell you on.
See? Even my own website looks broken.
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